So...another year in Missouri trying to teach those yanks great English words like Mozzies,Wanker and minge !!!!
This year passed without any serious accidents or boat sinkings. Infact the most serious ailment of 2005 seemed to be the self induced kind-from the Absinthe bottle.
I made sure my packing for this trip included all those really awful alcohols that seem such a great buy in foreign lands ..... So armed with 140 proof absinthe and dodgy UNICUM we drove the 8 hours to Ozark land for a long weekend of fun and frolic.
Lucy from London was a new addition to the trip and fit in extremely well by drinking most of the blokes under the table
You go girl
Our first full day consisted of wakeboarding and watching sex in the city.
That night was Hawaiian night. The food was great and us hula girls looked hot. The pirates woulda looked tough except that some of those dodgy costumes made them look a bit on the homo side. We even got chance to have a Hawaiian dance lesson.
Gotta say we all looked a bit retarded for that one !!!
More ourdoorsy stuff next day followed by a night in Osage beach...silly mazes, crazy cousins cabin, food, cocktails, Go carts and clubbin'. Not bad for a night on the town.
Now the Piece de la resistance came on the last night with Nancys new night...CIRCUS night. Some of us had a tough time finding costumes for this one so there was a little improvising going on. I was some kitty leopard thing and the red noses were everywhere.
We loved nancys cotton candy maker and Jeff won hands down in the firework competion though I have to say the girls choreographed sparkler dance stole the show !!!
Actually I take that back.....Kens dare stole the show but I can't tell you what that was...
What happens in Missouri...Stays in Missouri
Needless to say a good time was had by all
